Roommate sabotaged my Christmas gifts to my parents…
“Oh bother,” said Pooh. “I appear to have been sacrificed to Nyarlathotep.”
Every year my friend and I try to find the most useless gift for each other. Every year I am not disappointed.
I’LL TAKE FIFTY.
Yep, that’s exactly what I want to smell like
Smells like (insert stereotype here)
I love hiking to these hard to reach places, the ones untouched by humans
I bet in a thousand years people will be preserving shit like this.
Font can be important…
Unless you’re including cumballs.
I am spending the night in Bergen Airport, Norway. This is their toilets door.
It’s clearly a bathroom for Michael Jacksons
First time hanging out with a girl
The dog is looking at her computer screen. Probably doggie porn.